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Don't Shake It! Car Alarm And Breaking Glass Gift Alarms
Was: $5.00 - $6.98
Now: $5.00 - $6.98
Drop these credit card-sized sound devices into a wrapped gift. When those snoopers get a little too curious--busted! Shaking or moving the box activates a loud alarm that sounds just like a car alarm or breaking glass!

Use over & over, for Christmas, graduation, showers, birthdays, retirement, etc.

Buy any 2 or more, $6.98 each.
Crib Dribbler, Nap Sack And Bathe & Brew Prank Gift Boxes
$7.98
Prank Gift Boxes Will Leave You (And Them) In Stitches!

Highly-realistic printed boxes hide your gift in what looks like a ridiculous item that is sure to cause a laugh riot! Slip your "real" gift inside one of these empty prank boxes and wrap as usual. Your gift recipient will be speechless when they tear into their gift!

"Just what I always wanted... NOT!"

Buy any 2 or more, $7.50 each.
Santa Signal Fireplace Unit
$2.98 - $21.98
Puts Santa's Voice And Reindeer Glow Inside Your Fireplace!

When the kids are out of sight, attach the magnetic unit to the damper handle inside your fireplace. Switch on the unit, then call in the kids. Within 2 minutes, you'll hear Santa's jingling bells, click-clacking hooves, and Santa's voice coming from the chimney! A reindeer gets in on the act, shining his glowing red nose down the chimney to "see" if all the kids are tucked in bed!

Equipped with a motion sensor that reminds you to remove the unit before using the fireplace again.
Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper Set
$16.98
We like to have a little fun with politics and current events, just as the comedians and pundits have done for centuries. So if you're feeling naughty, here's the perfect prank gift for your political allies or foes.

Images printed on every sheet of this set of 3 rolls (3-ply); won't smudge or smear.
LED Light Up Shoelaces
Blue Multi
$13.98
Pair of laces are fun for cheering, dancing, jogging, costumes & dress-up, etc. Select from 4 modes: steady glow, slow blink, fast flash, and off.

Choose either Multi Color or Blue.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $12.98 each.
Foam Brick With Sound
$11.98
Foam brick can be safely hurled across the room, emitting the sound of breaking glass upon impact.

Fun stress reliever or harmless practical joke!
Crappy Christmas Stocking
$11.98
Know someone who's been naughty?

Go one better than coal--an entire mesh net stocking of crappy gifts! Seven hilarious novelties including fake dog doo, fart powder, whoopee cushion, poo on a keychain, and more.

Great gag gift--a load of laughs!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Melting Snowman Kit
$9.98
Build your snowman with the magical putty, decorating him with included mini hat, scarf, nose, eyes, arms, buttons, and pipe. Slowly he "melts," leaving only a rubbery puddle behind.

But have no fear--you can rebuild him over and over again, as many times as you like!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Complaint Department Sign
$10.98
Go Ahead, Take A Number!

Got a complaint? I'd love to hear it... right after you take your number! Humorous sign lets everyone know what you think of their b*tching.

Faux polyresin grenade is securely attached to plastic base. Can also be hung on wall.
Pocket Magic™ Ultimate Coin Tricks
$10.98
Contains 6 extraordinary coin tricks, ready to perform!

You get Spike Through Coin (5 nails appear to go though coin in the box), Disappearing Coin Case, Devil's Coin Box (a coin rattled in the box suddenly vanishes!), Coin-Fusion, Magic Money Maker (coins disappear/reappear and magically transform), and Coin and Rings.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Dog Poo Key Hiding Spot
$8.98
Eeech! Is anyone going to take a chance and pick up that pile of mess looking for your spare key? Doubtful!

Realistic pile of doo has secure compartment in base.
Gummy Boobs Candy
$7.00 - $7.98
Squish 'em, squeeze 'em, eat 'em!

Fruit-flavored gummy candy is shaped like a set of perky breasts. Funny gift for any red-blooded man with a sweet tooth.

Box contains 5.35 oz. of candy (between 20-30 pieces).
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