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PolitiCrap Donald Dump, Lil' Stinker And Hillary Clinturd Figures
$12.98
Show your support (or lack thereof) for your "number 2" candidate at the polls!

Lil' Stinker comes with 2 flags to personalize his mini flagpole and help you express that deep-down urge to be a part of a big political "movement." Flags may vary.

Donald Dump hopes to "Make America Regular Again" while Hillary Clinturd hopes to "flush" away the competition.

Both candidate figures feature the likeness of 2 popular presidential hopefuls, right down to iconic hairstyles, facial expressions, and... other stuff.

Buy any 2 or more, $11.50 each.
Slam Dunk Bathroom Game
$19.98
Sink some free throws from the john!

Bathroom game set includes 3 mini basketballs, holder, suction-cup mountable net with backboard, and floor mat so you can slam dunk while taking a... break. (Did you think we were gonna say "dump?")

Even more satisfying than stalking your ex on social media from the john!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Screaming Goat Kit
$9.95
Why yell at your coworkers, when this little guy can do it for you?

World-famous viral-video sensation stands atop his tree stump, ready to scream in traffic, at school, or in your pocket at the super market with the push of a button.

Includes an illustrated pocket guide for your new friend and his real-life compadres.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Blackjack Card Counting Practice Decks
$18.98
Totally Legal Card-Counting System!

Don't give your money away to the casinos! These unique, high-quality cards with special color-coded counts tell you when to bet, up your bet, or sit it out.

After you practice with these decks, step up to regular decks and try your hand at the tables. Gives you a mathematical advantage over the house at any casino. Since you do all the counting in your head, this system is 100% legal!

Includes 2 decks and green felt tabletop mat with blackjack table layout.
Two Headed And Two Tailed Quarter Set
$19.98
Never lose a coin flip again!

Set of 2 quarters includes a 2-headed coin, and 2-tailed coin--both genuine Washington quarters with original obverse or reverse sides replaced to make you the winner every time!

These are real coins that will easily fool everyone!
60th Anniversary Ant Farm Habitats
$16.50 - $17.98
Watch the world's tiniest engineers build roads, bridges, dig tunnels, and move mountains--right before your eyes!

Kit includes an ant farm with 4 connecting ports for connecting multiple habitats, tunnelling sand, antway travel tube, tunnel starter tool, ant watcher's guide, and certificate for ordering live harvester ants online.

Assorted colors and futuristic backgrounds; our choice, please.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Note: Live ants are ordered by customer directly from manufacturer. Postage & handling required. Delivery of ants may take 2-5 weeks once manufacturer receives order.
Hairbrush And Umbrella Flask
$13.98 - $19.98
Money-saving, easy-to-hide fakes hold your favorite party beverages & go anywhere you do!

Safer and lighter than glass; perfect for picnics, beach, concerts, sporting events, hotel pools, cruises, etc.
Hillary Clinton Laughing Pen
$14.98
Laugh WITH her or AT her!

Just press the button on this ballpoint pen, and it plays Hillary's own laughter as the mouth really moves!

It's a HILL-arious gag gift for this election year.
Beer Beard
$14.98
Secretly challenge your liver and still be productive!

Our faux beard makes office meetings, church, and parent-teacher conferences fun again! Drinking straw threads through beard and into your beverage secured by a specially-designed sling that stays concealed beneath your glorious new chin locks.

Note: It's never a good idea to drink at work or school. Maybe at church. Don't operate machinery, hit on teachers, or prepare corporate taxes while using Beer Beard. That would be stupid.
Animated Kitty Coin Bank
$2.98 - $24.98
While the lid is closed, place a coin on top of the white plate. Watch as the lid opens to reveal the sly kitty who peeks out, then snatches the coin with his paw! Mechanical bank makes saving fun for kids and adults.

Access coins from bottom. Assorted cat colors; our choice, please.
Farts In A Can
$2.98 - $11.98
High-fidelity canned fart sounds for your enjoyment!

Whether you're looking for a gag gift or just want to have some laughs, canned flatulence is the perfect answer.

Includes six super-satisfying fart sounds: silent but deadly; loud and proud; the big boy; uh oh! one too far; booty bomb, and the squeaker.
Recordable Beer Pager
$2.98 - $24.98
Perfect for the person who always misplaces their drink!

Record a message up to 15 seconds--voice, sound, music, etc. Remote activates it up to 60 feet away, making your drink light up, call your name, play a song, whistle for you--whatever you've recorded.

The holder keeps your beverage chilled, and the remote clips onto belt or purse. Don't leave home without it!
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