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Donald Trump Tiny Hands Mug
$14.98
No fake news or alternative facts here!

Hilarious gag mug with "teeny-weenie" handle was custom made for the POTUS. (All in good humor, of course--we respect the office of the President.)

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Donald Trump Countdown Timer
$13.98
Track the absolute final day, right down to the last minute, until the current administration leaves office.

Reusable because the timer can be re-programmed or it can be used as a desk clock.

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Instant Donald Trump Button
$12.98
Press the button to hear a Trump sound-alike spout of 6 hilarious political mis-quotes. Just for fun, of course--we respect the office of The President.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

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Giant Rubber Duckie Pool Float
$34.98
"Rubber ducky" is definitely one who makes pool and beach time lots of fun!

You're going to need a bigger pond, because this guy measures over 4 feet wide. Now that's what we call big fun!
Inflatable Pool Hunk
$21.98
What a guy!

Ultimate pool buddy not only holds you in his arms while you relax; he'll also hold your cocktail while you lie back and enjoy the view!

Sturdy ring inflates in seconds and includes a drink holder.
All Seeing Eye
$7.98 - $9.98
Your very own fortune teller!

Want answers? Need advice? Ask it anything, then turn it over to reveal the answer, such as "Focus & Ask Again," "You Can Count On It," and "The Stars Say No."

For entertainment purposes only.
Golf Club Plunger
$34.98
Teed off by a stopped-up toilet? Get it flushing up to par once again with this novelty plunger that really works!

Rubber base with shaft and "#2 driver" head, for amateurs and pros alike!
Sunscreen Flask Set
$11.98 - $12.98
Sneak your booze anywhere inside these clever flasks that look like ordinary bottles of sunscreen.

Set of 2 includes funnels and pour spouts so they are easy to conceal, fill and use at the beach, pool, concerts, sporting events, amusement parks, cruises, etc.
Last Man Standing Whiskey Glass
$15.98
Feed your fantasy!

Hand-sculpted glass is embedded with a faux 50-caliber bullet, making it appear as though you narrowly escaped danger!

Great conversation starter.
My First Stache Pacifier Combo
$9.98
Guaranteed giggles!

Pacifier makes it look like baby is sporting a sweet 'stache! Crafted with orthodontic silicone nipple. Set of 2.
Remote Control Fart Machine 2
Was: $12.98 - $14.98
Now: $12.98 - $14.98
 
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New twist-out speaker for increased bass and volume!

Unlimited uproarious uses: Under the covers while you pretend to sleep; hand it to a friend in a crowded elevator; under the first row at a wedding; in the check out line at the supermarket; under a seat at the movies during an especially poignant moment; many others limited only by your imagination!

It's easily concealed under chair, table, couch, curtains, virtually anywhere. Then control it up to 100 feet away (even through walls) with your miniature transmitter. Just push the transmitter button anytime you want to deliver the most embarassingly realistic sounds that flatulence can produce.

Warning: Choking Hazard-Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Message In A Bottle Kit
$18.00
Packaged in a colorfully illustrated box, this 4 piece kit includes a small bottle, message form, cork, and map of ocean currents for creating and sending your own personalized message in a bottle on its way.

A unique gift for landlubbers and sailors alike!
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