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Now You See Me 2 Magic Set
$39.98
Amaze your friends and blow their minds with 150+ magic tricks, including illusions performed by the "Four Horseman" in Now You See Me 2!

With this all-inclusive magic set, you'll learn how to read minds, defy gravity, throw cards, and more!

Kit includes metal chain with key and padlock, one deck each of marked anti-gravity and "invisible" cards, levitation gadget, jumbo 3-card-monte set, 2 paper clips, secret "thumb-tip" device, and user guide with directions for accessing bonus instructional videos in a sturdy metal secure carry case.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Dump Trump Toilet Paper
Was: $9.98
Now: $5.98
He's definitely not your #1 choice, but he's perfect for #2!

If you are a firm believer that politics is truly a laughing matter, join the movement to make this timely TP one of the most sought-after novelty items of the 2016 Presidential Campaign!
Guns Are Welcome, You Are In Range, And Prefer Guns Over Women Signs
$9.98
Tongue-in-cheek sign warns visitors AND trespassers of your most-prized possession!

Ten Reasons illustrates how your favorite firearm's inability to make a sandwich is the only thing keeping it from claiming prime real-estate on the other side of your bed.

Guns Are Welcome lets friends, family, and pesky salesman know you support their right to bear arms--as long as they're also armed with skill and common sense.

You Are In Range spells out how venturing any closer could prove to be painful.

Tin signs feature rolled edges, embossed designs, and a durable, weatherproof finish.

Buy any 2 or more, $8.98 each.
No Trespassing Metal Sign
$19.98
Our no-nonsense sign is so much more effective than those "No Soliciting" window decals that makeup peddlers and vacuum salesman are so fond of ignoring!

Tin sign features embossed details and simulated bullet holes to drive your point home.
Nut Pen Holder
$14.98
Perfect desk accessory for mechanics, tinkerers, and do-it-yourselfers.

Pen holder is shaped like a staggered stack of hex nuts, complete with "thread" detailing. Great for containing pens, screws, or a handful of very manly daisies.
Wake And Bake Mug
$22.98
Uniquely sculpted mug will assure warm and "toasty" mornings worth getting out of bed for.

Lime-green mug with tasteful coffee-company logo also makes a great gag gift for that coworker who takes his job far too seriously.

Holds coffee, tea, cocoa, cereal, cheese puffs, or pizza bites.
Retirement Countdown Timer
$2.98 - $12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Animated Bailey The Dog Coin Bank
$2.98 - $24.98
Just place the coin in the dish and watch it 'disappear'!

Place coins in Bailey's bowl and watch the money-hungry mutt gobble til they're gone! Then he sits back up, tongue a-waggin', just waiting for more moolah!

Coins actually slide out of the dish and are deposited into the bank box below, with access through the side.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Talking Bow Tie For Dogs
$2.98 - $19.98
With Remote Control!

Add some excitement to that daily walk in the park! Clip the plastic bow tie onto your dog's collar and press the remote to make it sound as though your dog is talking.

Watch passers-by react when they hear funny phrases like, "Mind if I sniff your dog's bum?" "I don't bite--I just want to lick your face!" and 4 more.

Super cute, and just as amusing at home!
Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Laughing Pens
$14.98
Laugh WITH them or AT them!

Just press the button on the Hillary ballpoint pen, and it plays her own laughter as the mouth really moves!

Press down on Trump's hair to hear him spout 8 actual sayings from his campaign.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.98 each.
PolitiCrap Donald Dump, Lil' Stinker And Hillary Clinturd Figures
$12.98
Show your support (or lack thereof) for your "number 2" candidate at the polls!

Lil' Stinker comes with 2 flags to personalize his mini flagpole and help you express that deep-down urge to be a part of a big political "movement." Flags may vary.

Donald Dump hopes to "Make America Regular Again" while Hillary Clinturd hopes to "flush" away the competition.

Both candidate figures feature the likeness of 2 popular presidential hopefuls, right down to iconic hairstyles, facial expressions, and... other stuff.

Buy any 2 or more, $11.50 each.
Slam Dunk Bathroom Game
$19.98
Sink some free throws from the john!

Bathroom game set includes 3 mini basketballs, holder, suction-cup mountable net with backboard, and floor mat so you can slam dunk while taking a... break. (Did you think we were gonna say "dump?")

Even more satisfying than stalking your ex on social media from the john!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
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