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I'm So Old Nuts Tee
$17.98 - $19.98
Uh-oh... looks like someone might have a case of the dreaded CRS (Can't Remember $h!t) Syndrome!

At least your sense of humor is still intact, as evidenced by the squirrel illustration and caption on this tan T-shirt.
Marquee Light Box
Was: $18.98
Now: $17.97
Retirement Day Off Tee
$17.98 - $19.98
Day in, day out--pity the poor retirees, who never get a break from doing whatever the heck they want to!

Working stiffs will be green with envy when you flaunt your freedom in this navy T-shirt.
Retired You're Not Tee
Was: $15.98
Now: $14.97
Our grey tee reads: I'm RETIRED... and YOU'RE NOT!
Retired Happy On Monday Tee
$15.98
Our blue tee reads: What do you call a Person who is Happy on Monday? RETIRED.

Buy 2 for $13.98 each!
Buy 3 or more for $11.98 each!

Click here to see all of our T-Shirts with this discount!
Make Me Look Retired Hat
Was: $14.98
Now: $12.97
Ask any wife with a retired hubby how he now makes a living!

Six-panel hat with Velcro closure. Perfect for outdoor activities or lazing around in a rocking chair.
Happy Birthday, It's A Boy, It's A Girl, And Congratulations Yard Card Signs
$42.98
"Stake" a statement with a super-sized greeting!

Yard cards contain letters to spell out your message, plus 2 stars, a balloon, 20 stakes, and shaped specialty cards to announce your special occasion in a big way!
Retirement Countdown Timer
$12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Retired Part Time Pain Tee
$17.98 - $19.98
Ask any wife with a retired hubby how he now makes a living! Intentionally-distressed text on navy T-shirt.