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Top Secret Alien Abduction Files Book And UFO Cow Abduction Set
$12.95 - $18.95
According to numerous abductees, after being kidnapped by aliens, they are kidnapped again--by the government! These follow-up events in Top Secret Alien Abduction Files are the work of a powerful group hidden deep within the military and intelligence community, desperate to uncover the alien's motives.

Out of the world UFO Cow Abduction Kit contains a spaceship figure equipped with multiple lights, sounds, and a unique magnetic abduction feature; miniature cow; faux-grass mound; display stand; and an illustrated book, The Cow Abduction Chronicles.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
Naughty Celebration And Musical Birthday Candles
$12.98
"Ha-penis" for all! Nothing says "celebrate" like a wiener-shaped candle!

HaPenis musical birthday candle features a sparkling center wick that lights the surrounding candles that then unfurl like petals and rotate around the penis-shaped centerpiece, all to the tune of "Happy Birthday!"

Non-musical celebration candle is perfect for divorces, bachelorette parties, wedding showers, and more!

Note: Adult humor, not for children.

Buy any 2 or more, $9.98 each.
Extreme Cuisine Book And Bean Boozled Gift Box
$26.98
Book and beans sure to make you want to toss your cookies!

Our book covers the weird and wonderful foods that people eat--complete with recipes! Learn to cook insects, animal genitalia, hallucinogenic plants, and more.

We include a box of daringly gross Jelly Belly beans in 10 different flavors such as barf, dead fish, spoiled milk... plus 7 others that make it hard to keep our lunch down!

The perfect prank gift set for your favorite foodie (or enemy!)
Firestix Color Changing LED Drumsticks Set
$26.98
Light it up and rock it out!

Professional-quality drumsticks light up on impact and change color (13 colors total) with each strike for a visually exciting and dramatic performance. Perfect for epic drum solos!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Cannot ship to California addresses.
Potty Gnome Pen Holder
$23.98
Make your coworkers giggle, or disgust (and maybe even deter) would-be pen thieves with this little guy guarding your office supplies while "taking care of business!"

Pen holder depicts a stern-faced gnome answering the call of nature on a commode!
Boob And Don't Panic Stash Jar Set Of 2
$21.98
Store everything from jewelry to cash to loose-leaf teas to your favorite "herbs" in these fun novelty stash jars!

3D-shaped boob and colorful "Don't Panic, It's Organic!" stash jars feature tight-seal cork topper to keep out air and light, helping to protect your "sensitive" items.

Note: actual product will not be censored.
Shower Beer Holder And Speaker
$19.98
Now you can drink in your birthday suit with nobody judging you!

2-in-1 beer holder and speaker holds one can or bottle of your favorite brew and connects to your Bluetooth-enabled device to stream music, podcasts, and more. Liquid resistant with built-in mic so you can even drunk dial your friends from tub!

With 30-ft. range and up to 4 hrs. play time.
Donald Trump Middle Finger Figure
$24.98
President Trump has only one thing to say to the haters and fake news--and he can say it with just one finger!

Note: actual item is not censored.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Position Of The Day Playing Cards Set Of 2 Decks
$14.98
We've found a way to make strip poker even more exciting!

Each playing card in these regulation-sized decks features a different sexual position, sure to spice up your next poker night!

Note: actual item is not censored.
Joint Birthday Candles Set of 3 Packs
$19.98
Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in "high-class" style with these "lit" birthday candles perfect for a cake or brownie!

Each pack in this set of 3 includes 8 perfectly rolled candles. 24 in total.

For use by adults only.
Marvel Avengers Endgame Thor, Captain America, And Hulk Stand Ups
$39.98
Surround yourself with avenging Marvel heroes!

These lifesize cutout figures of Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk are crafted in heavy-duty corrugated cardboard with laminate finish with attached easel.

Click here to see our entire Marvel collection!
Middle Finger Lucky Cat
$19.98
A little sass to make them laugh!

Attitude Cat waves at your friends, family, and colleagues all day. Includes 10 pre-printed messages from Attitude Cat himself, as well as 2 blank cards to write your own message.
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