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Cellblock Phone Lockup Cage Set
$20.98
Lock up cell phones to increase quality time with family (or frustrate a friend)!

Set of 2 "device jails" are perfect for vacations, home, dinners, and more. Sturdy plastic cages fit most smartphones, and each includes a real padlock with 2 keys.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Farting Poop Emoji Pen
$15.50 - $16.98
Press the poop topper to emit one of 7 rip-roaring fart sounds.

Perfect as a stress reliever, and maybe for helping you get out of work early because "that burrito at lunch is really doing a number on my stomach, Boss!"
Donald Trump President Predicto Magical Fortune Talking Ball
$17.98
It's the mind-bogging fortune teller that could make your future great again!

Just asking this talking President Predicto ball your yes-or-no question, and hear Donald Trump answer it in his actual voice.

Wave your hand across the top, and it lights up as the ball offers up one of 25 negative, positive, or noncommittal replies. So go ahead, ask if you dare--and prepare to be mystified!

You can carry it around with you for on-the-go predictions.

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Thank You Musical Prank Card With Glitter
$11.98 - $12.98
The perfect card for your BFF!

Filled with confetti glitter, it sings "Thank You For Being A Friend" from the hit TV sitcom The Golden Girls on a continuous loop.
Fart Sound Machine And Answer Button
$11.98 - $14.98
Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? Ask a yes or no question and push the bright yellow button for one of 10 random answers!

Hand-held fart machine lets out one of 9 high-fidelity trouser trumpets with the push of a button!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
Toke And Snack Munchies Bowl
$19.98 - $21.98
This is how you effectively multitask in the 21st century!

Bowl features pipe on one side where you can pack your favorite herb or tobacco blend and light it. Smoke filters through bowl to mouthpiece on opposite side. Middle is perfect size for holding your favorite munchies.

Recommended for adults only.
Donald Trump Toilet Paper Set Of 6
$29.98
We like to have a little fun with politicians, just as the comedians and pundits have done for centuries. So if you're feeling naughty, here's the perfect prank gift for your political allies OR foes.

Images printed on every sheet; won't smudge or smear. Rolls are 3-ply.

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Bigfoot Dress Up
Was: $18.98
Now: $14.97
You probably haven't thought about it before, but Bigfoot walks around naked.

Yeah, his fur makes it look like he's all covered up, but he's a forest-living, hippy nudist. Now you can dress the big guy for every occasion from Christmas to Oktoberfest!

Laminated cardboard Bigfoot (with pop-out easel) includes 28 reusable vinyl cling clothing items and accessories.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
The Scream Electronic Scream Maker
Was: $14.98
Now: $12.97
Does the state of the world just make you wanna scream? Why stress your vocal cords when you let this little guy vent your frustrations for you with just the push of a button?

Version of Edvard Munch's The Scream is perfect for helping unleash your angst while watching the news, scrolling through your Twitter feed, and more!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Gross Cigarette Butt Mug
$8.98 - $9.98
The only thing worse than finding a used-up cigarette butt is finding it inside your cup o' Joe!

Mug is a great gag gift for smokers or coworkers.
Terrifying Toilet Decals
$12.98
Now you can literally frighten the crap out of family, roommates, and guests! Use any combination of decals to add some terror to your toilet lid and seat and let the fun begin!

Contains 6 sheets featuring a variety of full-color decals including bugs, snakes, zombies, tentacles, and more. Limited quantities.
Donald Trump Motion And Sound Birthday Card
$13.50 - $14.98
Wish them the "winningest" birthday ever!

Novelty birthday card features image of a victorious President Trump on front and opens to show an inspirational birthday message and the POTUS "dancing" along to his famous "So Much Winning" campaign speech.

And--this is not fake news--it's really Donald's voice!

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