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Seinfeld Festivus Pole And Card Set
$29.98
It's A Festivus Miracle!

Festivus pole is made of unadorned aluminum (boasting a "very high strength-to-weight ratio"), on a simple wooden base.

Includes three blank greeting cards featuring Festivus imagery from the classic sitcom--perfect for airing your grievances by mail!
Christmas In A Can
$8.98 - $9.98
Spread Christmas cheer all season long with the press of a button!

Singing machine belts out "Jingle Bells," "We Wish you a Merry Christmas," "Church Bells," "Ho Ho Ho," and "Sleigh Bells."
Santa Claus Liquor Dispenser
$29.98
Redefine the spirit of Christmas with this irreverent (and slightly gross) liquor dispenser. Just press the button and Santa will pour you a fresh one.

An unforgettable gag gift to add to a holiday tradition!
Mini Zoltar Forturne Telling Kit
$12.95
He Speaks & Lights Up!

An iconic presence at arcades, carnivals, and theme parks, Zoltar has thrilled millions with his mysterious fortunes.

Home kit includes fortune telling booth with flickering lights, light-up crystal ball, and 16 fortune cards.

Intended for the adult collector and not for children.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Beverage Holder Belt Buckles
$29.98
Hold your can or bottled beverage with no hands!

These look like typical high-quality buckles, but the front flips down to reveal a bracket to hold your drink. Cheers To Beers and 'Merica Flag buckles fit belts up to 1.5"W, or if you don't want to remove your own buckle, you can slide this one to the side for use.

Perfect for parties and tailgating!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$12.95
It's a mini version of the joyous dancing tube man from TV, movies, and auto dealerships across America!

With a fan in his base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake, this tube guy makes a hilarious gift or lively desktop companion.

Includes booklet with fun tube-guy facts.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Make It Rain Cash Gun
$17.98
Ever want to be showered with money? (Who doesn't?)

Pull the trigger on this cash "gun" to make it rain fake bills (100 included) at high speed (or fill it with real bills, not included). Makes a brilliant gift for wannabe gangsters, and anyone who loves cash.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Farts In A Jar And Canned Laughter Sound Machines
$14.98
It's amazing what comes in a can these days!

Six high-quality farts are captured for your listening and pranking pleasure. Just lift the lid to hear a complete range of toots, poots and squeaks.

Next to Grandma's chicken soup, laughter is the best medicine. Lift the lid to hear six laughs, from contagious giggles to rib-tickling guffaws!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $12.98 each.
Donald Trump Countdown Timer
$13.98
Track the absolute final day, right down to the last minute, until the current administration leaves office.

Reusable because the timer can be re-programmed or it can be used as a desk clock.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Christmas Spin A Song Toilet Roll Holder
$10.98 - $12.98
Just replace your regular TP roller with this festive holiday version, and it serenades you with a fun tune with every spin!

Spring adjusts to fit most toilet paper holders.
Poopy Pen Set
$8.98
No one will ever steal your pen again!

Set of 2 pens look real enough to deter pen thieves at home, office, or wherever you're brave enough to use one!
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