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Fart Sound Machine And Answer Button
$11.98 - $14.98
Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? Ask a yes or no question and push the bright yellow button for one of 10 random answers!

Hand-held fart machine lets out one of 9 high-fidelity trouser trumpets with the push of a button!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
Retirement Countdown Timer
$12.98
How much longer to the big day?

Digital countdown clock display ticks off the days, hours, minutes--right down to the seconds left, until its time to celebrate!

Once the clock reaches the milestone, it can be reset to start over & over through the year 2099.
Joker Meow, Cricket, And Toot Pranks
$9.98
Hide. Play. Annoy. Drive them crazy with these pranks that stick on nearly anything!

Hide behind doors, furniture, or inside desk drawers and watch as your victim tries to locate the source of meows, cricket chirps, or fart sounds.

Buy any 2 or more, $8.98 each.
Love Uncensored Postcard Collection
$12.95
There's nothing sexier than a sense of humor!

Pack of 50 tear-out postcards feature playful pop-art images and colorful--sometimes OFF-color--captions from cute to naughty that say "I love you..." or at least, "I want you!"

The method of delivery is up to you... whether you choose to send through the mail, slip under a door, leave on a desk, or hand to a stranger, there's no telling where it will lead.
Seinfeld Festivus Pole And Card Set
$29.98
It's A Festivus Miracle!

Festivus pole is made of unadorned aluminum (boasting a "very high strength-to-weight ratio"), on a simple wooden base.

Includes three blank greeting cards featuring Festivus imagery from the classic sitcom--perfect for airing your grievances by mail!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
$12.95
It's a mini version of the joyous dancing tube man from TV, movies, and auto dealerships across America!

With a fan in his base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake, this tube guy makes a hilarious gift or lively desktop companion.

Includes booklet with fun tube-guy facts.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Make It Rain Cash Gun
Was: $17.50 - $18.98
Now: $17.50 - $18.98
Ever want to be showered with money? (Who doesn't?)

Pull the trigger on this cash "gun" to make it rain fake bills (100 included) at high speed (or fill it with real bills, not included). Makes a brilliant gift for wannabe gangsters, and anyone who loves cash.

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Farts In A Jar And Canned Laughter Sound Machines
$14.98
It's amazing what comes in a can these days!

Six high-quality farts are captured for your listening and pranking pleasure. Just lift the lid to hear a complete range of toots, poots and squeaks.

Next to Grandma's chicken soup, laughter is the best medicine. Lift the lid to hear six laughs, from contagious giggles to rib-tickling guffaws!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Buy any 2 or more, $13.50 each.
Donald Trump Countdown Timer
$13.98
Track the absolute final day, right down to the last minute, until the current administration leaves office.

Reusable because the timer can be re-programmed or it can be used as a desk clock.

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Elvis Presley Brown Guitar Stand Up
$40.00
Adored by millions, this icon may have left us before his time, but you can still keep his memory close at hand.

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Marilyn Monroe Fishnets Stand Up
$40.00
Adored by millions, this icon may have left us before her time, but you can still keep her memory close at hand.

Click here to see our entire Marilyn Monroe collection!
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