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Top Secret Alien Abduction Files Book And UFO Cow Abduction Set
$12.95 - $18.95
According to numerous abductees, after being kidnapped by aliens, they are kidnapped again--by the government! These follow-up events in Top Secret Alien Abduction Files are the work of a powerful group hidden deep within the military and intelligence community, desperate to uncover the alien's motives.

Out of the world UFO Cow Abduction Kit contains a spaceship figure equipped with multiple lights, sounds, and a unique magnetic abduction feature; miniature cow; faux-grass mound; display stand; and an illustrated book, The Cow Abduction Chronicles.

Save 10% when you buy any 2 or more!
Naughty Celebration And Musical Birthday Candles
"Ha-penis" for all! Nothing says "celebrate" like a wiener-shaped candle!

HaPenis musical birthday candle features a sparkling center wick that lights the surrounding candles that then unfurl like petals and rotate around the penis-shaped centerpiece, all to the tune of "Happy Birthday!"

Non-musical celebration candle is perfect for divorces, bachelorette parties, wedding showers, and more!

Note: Adult humor, not for children.

Buy any 2 or more, $9.98 each.
Extreme Cuisine Book And Bean Boozled Gift Box
Book and beans sure to make you want to toss your cookies!

Our book covers the weird and wonderful foods that people eat--complete with recipes! Learn to cook insects, animal genitalia, hallucinogenic plants, and more.

We include a box of daringly gross Jelly Belly beans in 10 different flavors such as barf, dead fish, spoiled milk... plus 7 others that make it hard to keep our lunch down!

The perfect prank gift set for your favorite foodie (or enemy!)
Firestix Color Changing LED Drumsticks Set
Light it up and rock it out!

Professional-quality drumsticks light up on impact and change color (13 colors total) with each strike for a visually exciting and dramatic performance. Perfect for epic drum solos!

WARNING: Choking Hazard - small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Cannot ship to California addresses.
Potty Gnome Pen Holder
Make your coworkers giggle, or disgust (and maybe even deter) would-be pen thieves with this little guy guarding your office supplies while "taking care of business!"

Pen holder depicts a stern-faced gnome answering the call of nature on a commode!
Boob And Don't Panic Stash Jar Set Of 2
Store everything from jewelry to cash to loose-leaf teas to your favorite "herbs" in these fun novelty stash jars!

3D-shaped boob and colorful "Don't Panic, It's Organic!" stash jars feature tight-seal cork topper to keep out air and light, helping to protect your "sensitive" items.

Note: actual product will not be censored.
Shower Beer Holder And Speaker
Now you can drink in your birthday suit with nobody judging you!

2-in-1 beer holder and speaker holds one can or bottle of your favorite brew and connects to your Bluetooth-enabled device to stream music, podcasts, and more. Liquid resistant with built-in mic so you can even drunk dial your friends from tub!

With 30-ft. range and up to 4 hrs. play time.
Donald Trump Middle Finger Figure
President Trump has only one thing to say to the haters and fake news--and he can say it with just one finger!

Note: actual item is not censored.

Click here to see our entire Donald Trump collection!
Position Of The Day Playing Cards Set Of 2 Decks
We've found a way to make strip poker even more exciting!

Each playing card in these regulation-sized decks features a different sexual position, sure to spice up your next poker night!

Note: actual item is not censored.
Joint Birthday Candles Set of 3 Packs
Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in "high-class" style with these "lit" birthday candles perfect for a cake or brownie!

Each pack in this set of 3 includes 8 perfectly rolled candles. 24 in total.

For use by adults only.
Marvel Avengers Endgame Thor, Captain America, And Hulk Stand Ups
Surround yourself with avenging Marvel heroes!

These lifesize cutout figures of Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk are crafted in heavy-duty corrugated cardboard with laminate finish with attached easel.

Click here to see our entire Marvel collection!
Middle Finger Lucky Cat
A little sass to make them laugh!

Attitude Cat waves at your friends, family, and colleagues all day. Includes 10 pre-printed messages from Attitude Cat himself, as well as 2 blank cards to write your own message.
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