Craptains Choice Turdcules Toilet Elixirs

Item # 22634

$29.98 $22.87 $29.98
Just Shake The Bottle, Spray In The Bowl, Then Fire In The Hole!

Did that big meal get your stomach rumbling? Your molten-mud missiles and rectal rockets don't stand a chance against these toilet bowl sprays sure to leave no stinky telltale signs that you were in the john! Just spritz the water in the bowl, then fire in the hole!

Set of 3 bottles includes one each of Pooseidon, Turdally Awesome, and Turdpedo, all in a fun craft box imprinted with "Craptain's Choice."

WARNING: This product can expose you to a chemical such as beta-Myrcene* that is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to *Beta-Myrcene is a significant component of the essential oil of several plants, including bay, cannabis, ylang-ylang, wild thyme, parsley, cardamom, and hops.
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  • 2 oz. each bottle.
  • Made in USA.